COX

We received this question, which leaves us somewhat insulted.

Dear Prophecy Cox,
When the cowpocolypse happens and Moocifer comes to the pasture for the final milking, will the great cheese reach its expiration date?

Not only has the asker misspelled the name of Prophecy Cow but they have elevated themselves to a place of teller of stories. Only the Fable Goat tells stories. The asker should bow before the Prophetic Udder of Prophecy Cow and grovel in apology. The asker will know that they have been forgiven when they receive the Poop of Forgiveness on their head.

Prophecy cow has spoken.