Wednesday, April 15, 2015


Dear Caitlin,
You did not ask for a prophecy, but the Dairy Spirit compels me to provide you with one anyway. Tomorrow you will embark on an adventure. You will fly through the air.
During the flight, you will sleep. However, something will happen, which will not be ideal. You will lean to the side, on your neighbor and drool on their arm. They will not be pleased.
Have a good trip.
Prophecy Cow has spoken.

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